You find Helsinki: Helsinki Interactive (Honest now) Pleasurable Overtly Finnish I've never been Please quantify your Helsinkian pleasure. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 is Paramus, NJ. 10 is your 5-year-old's toes kneading your thighs as you snuggle in next to her to wake her for school. You were hoping for: Fewer lakes, more Ikeas Oh, man, it's hard to say. Something, you know, intangible. I just wanted one day, you know, where like, I found something that would like, subvert the dominant Finnish paradigm. If you are human, leave this field blank.