Are you. You’re “in.” 

Let’s say TBD. We’ll put you on our “newsletter” to start. Is it life changing? Only if you do it right. At the least, you’ll find it suitably slimming, provided you don’t develop a print-it-eat-it  fetish (we’ll cross that side-effect bridge should we come to it). 

Your full name is not strictly required below. But then, neither is touch, contact, love, intimacy. Though all make for a fuller human experience, do they not? 

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